One day, this Buffalo walked into a bar in Bareback Saddle, South Dakota.........
And there working behind the counter, was none other than Belinda Carlisle, lead vocalist of The Go-Go's, and solo recording artist extraordinaire.
The Buffalo was astonished. "My, just how far the mighty have fallen," he muttered to himself. He ponied up to the bar, and ordered a Bloody Mary, and some Buffalo Wings. He said to Belinda, "Hey, how about them Tampa Bay Rays?" Belinda just stared at him blankly. The Buffalo went to Plan B. "Do you think Obama will pick Mitt Romney as his running mate?" Belinda just made a noise that kinda sounded like a burp, but really wasn't. Finally, the Buffalo went for broke, and pulled out the heavy artillery. "Hey, what do you think of Jane Wiedlin's solo career?" Unexpectedly, Belinda ran over to the piano in the corner of the bar, and started banging out a rousing version of "Yankee Doodle Dandy." The Buffalo couldn't take it any more. He paid his bill, left an 8 cent tip, and wandered back out to the South Dakota plains.
Give Me 8 Cents,